Category: Tending

  • You Shall NOT PASS!

    You Shall NOT PASS!

    How do you get sheep from Point A to Point B? What happens when you move from a set-it-and-forget-it approach to grazing to something based on an Adaptive Multi-Paddock philosophy? When I was but a baby shepherd (as opposed to the strapping toddler I am now), I used to spend hours a day tearing down…

  • Go-Go-Graze!

    Go-Go-Graze!

    With apologies to Inspector Gadget, today I thought I’d walk you through what I need to get the flerd ready for grazing season – my grazing gadgets. I mean, I could just turn ’em loose. But I don’t. This is what I do instead. The Lay of the Land Before I ever think about setting…

  • Demon of Screamin’

    Demon of Screamin’

    Shearing alpacas is very different from shearing sheep. Most of my alpacas take their haircuts in stride – Baby Sundae in particular is an absolute angel – but there is one alpaca who takes it personally. And Holy Mary on a Breadstick, does she ever let us know! Alpacas, like their sheepy brethren, need an…

  • Mentors!

    Mentors!

    Mentors are those folks who’ve already made the mistakes you’re thinking about making. The number of people I speak to who want mentors – but don’t want to listen to those same mentors – never fails to astonish me. So let’s talk about mentors. Do you really want a mentor? If you do, how do…

  • Snootch Watch 2026

    Snootch Watch 2026

    “Hey.” That was the opening, the first line in the text message beamed directly to Alex the Shearer. While most people are pouring themselves a civilized second coffee, I was crouched behind Fat Amy with my phone pointed at her nether regions. I knew Alex would be up, I just thought it was my duty…

  • The Quality of the Question

    The Quality of the Question

    The Quality of the Question determines the Quality of the Answer. . . So whether you’re talking to your veterinarian or typing with AI, how do you make sure you’re collecting and sharing the information you’ve got in a way that will actually be useful for the care decisions that must come next? DISCLAIMER: The…

  • Wither the Weather?

    Wither the Weather?

    For years I have been collecting as much data as I could about the land I’m on. If it could be eyeballed, I eyeballed it. I’ve crawled on my hands-and-knees, dug holes, fought my way through thickets and learned (at the most basic level possible) to ID plants. But my grazing reports had a major…

  • Winter With Better Lighting

    Winter With Better Lighting

    Counter-cultural opinion!! Spring Sucks. When the temperatures are bouncing all over the thermometer and the snow is pounding, how to keep all the newly-naked sheep comfortable? What exactly am I managing here? Don’t you think that there’s something about crossing that time change line — losing the hour, God help us — that, once you’ve…

  • Don’t You Trust Me?

    Don’t You Trust Me?

    Call them Sales Agreements or Sales Contracts, is it time to move past the “handshake deal”? What does paperwork have to do with livestock farming? There’s a quiet discomfort around sales agreements in agriculture. Sometimes, I can feel it when I bring them up. There’s a pause, something in the air changes and I detect…

  • The Story of the Q-Pen

    The Story of the Q-Pen

    Is quarantine always necessary? Quarantine was a process I built from the ground up and with some great advice. I didn’t think much about it, until I had to. This is our quarantine story. In 2020, I was excited about all things sheep. I had just gotten myself a few cross-bred ewes, a single purebred…